“A BARREL-LOAD OF OFFENCE-GIVING FUN”

Daily Telegraph

Phoenix Theatre, West End

Charing Cross Rd, London WC2H 0JP

WEST END RUN COMPLETED

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Marvel at an all-star cast of over 100 puppets, live in the (latex) flesh.

Watch Tom Cruise as he’s tasked by King Charles with saving the nation from evil forces - that’s all the usual suspects. And James Corden.

There’s songs. There’s dancing. There’s absolutely no respect paid to anyone. It’s just like your favourite musical but funnier and no Michael Ball.

Written by comedians Al MurrayMatt Forde, and double-Olivier award winner Sean Foley (who also directs), this is the must-see theatrical spectacular of 2023.

Direct from a 5-star sell-out run at Birmingham Rep, witness this hilarious extravaganza of a musical, simultaneously inspired and appalled by real events.

  • “A lavish extravaganza. Mission Impossible – yet accomplished”

    Dominic Cavendish

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  • “Shockingly funny and outrageously entertaining”

    Bruce Dessau

  • “A technically ingenious production”

    Mark Wareham

TICKETS FROM £25

SHOW SCHEDULE
Tuesday to Saturday evening at 7.30pm
Thursday and Saturday matinee at 2.30pm
Sunday matinee at 3pm

GROUPS (10+)
For Group Enquiries please call Group Line on 0207 206 1173 or email help@groupline.com

Groups of 10+: Price band A reduced to £40

Valid on Tuesday-Wednesday evenings & Thursday matinees

Groups of 10+: Price band A reduced to £45

Valid on Thursday evenings

ACCESS
For Access Enquiries please call 0333 0095399

RUSH TICKETS

For every performance, a limited number of £25 Rush tickets will be available from 10am in the TodayTix app.

SHOW RUNNING TIME

2 hours 15 mins including interval

AGE RESTRICTION

Age Recommendation 16+

Contains very strong language and content of a sexual nature

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